No, really -- don't take our word for it. We have no idea what we're talking about. But hey, we never let that stop us in the past. So here's our Field Guide to North American (probably) Mushrooms. The Smurf House one we're pretty sure of. I'd stay the hell away from those red ones. Red's never a color you want to eat. Like those snakes that have the red stripes. Or red toads. Are there such things as red toads? Anyways, we're getting way off track here. Point is: mushrooms, amiright? Oooooh, those look fun!